The “selfish group” including politicians and  pharma businesses has come up with another idea. Swine Flu. “In a country where half the politicians are pigs, swine flu is inevitable.”

Step 1 : Manufacture the virus (swine flu) in lab and put it in commonly used vaccines. Source

Step 2 : Export the infected vaccines across the world.

Step 3 :  Inject fear by putting the news of h1n1 swine flu cases on every damn TV channel and new media (twitter sheeps) reporting the numbers of infected cases. Swine Flu = 141 deaths (in total). No access to clean water = 5,000 deaths (every day, mostly children).

Regular flu death rate: 0.6%. H1N1 0.0056%.  The Swine Flu (H1N1) has killed 194 people & it is considered a pandemic?Really?Considering flu kills 250k+ a year Im confused.

Step 4 :  If you are a pharma company with investment of millions in the medicine of  swine flu. Be ready to ship  stockpiles of antiviral drugs like Roche’s Tamiflu and GlaxoSmithKline’s Relenza and see your stocks in sky. Novartis and some other companies are also lining up with their vaccines.

Step 5 : Deviate American public and world  from real issues of concern for atleast few months.  How about somebody reporting Americans are 3 trillion dollars in debt or people losing jobs ? That is boring now.

Step 6 : Give Loan to poor nations as they can’t buy the medicines and test kits and take control.Control. Read this.

Step 7: Start selling masks if you are best buy or walmart. Promote tourism in your country by paying thousands of dollars to swine flu patients.

Step 8 : People start losing interest in stupid hype of swine flu. Drop the bomb. Bribe WHO to make it pandemic (level 6).A pandemic means a disease that is spreading rapidly, crossing borders etc eg H1N1 swine flu; it does not mean the disease is more severe

Step 9 : Ask people to take vaccine (which obviously are already INFECTED). Sell medicines in black market at high price. People are stupid. They will recommend their friends having cold to test against H1N1. Sell more test kits to public health authorities.

Step 10 : Great. Damage is done. Now think about another pandemic with pharma companies for next quarter of century.

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